methsquito

Rare but deadly bug that can be most often found in the Eastern parts of Milton, Florida even though there have been cases of them all over the world.

What is wrong with that guy sitting outside the store tweaking? He was bit by a Methsquito bug.

by Methiologist July 6, 2018

Mosquito

A blood sucking insect that makes you like flies better.

Politicians are also mosquitoes

by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010

Mosquito

A girl that wants to date your boyfriend. Although she is not a threat to you, she is annoying and can get under your skin because she will always be buzzing around him. She is generally a girl who always gets what she wants so she isn't shy to flirt with your boyfriend shamelessly even when she knows he is taken. She thinks she can take you down, but like an actual mosquito this girl just needs to be squished.

I can't leave my boyfriend alone for 10 minutes without him getting attacked by those damn mosquitos!

by Craisin February 4, 2013

Hung like a mosquito

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

by bws55 October 2, 2007

mosquito titty

when a girl has noticeably tiny nipples or boobs

dude!, brendans girlfriend has mosquito tittys, i feel bad for that bitch!

by mikeydollin June 17, 2009

White Mosquito

When a man cums in a woman's ass then drinks it out with a straw.

I gave Lucy a White Mosquito last night!

by Mr. Winky October 7, 2012

the mosquito

69ing with the guy sucking a girls period blood out through a straw.

Dude, this chick tried to make me perform the mosquito on her and i got the fuck out of there.

by maria campos February 20, 2009