Moobs

An abbreviated word for man boobs

Sometimes pronounced 'mewbs'

His moobs are quite soft

Moobs by JTmadd August 26, 2010

moobs

the abbreviation of "moo boobs" ie. a cow's udder.

"look at the moobs on that heffer" or "the farmer's got his hands all over her moobs"

moobs by buxom monkey & big moo October 23, 2002

moobs

Visible breasts on a man. Most commonly caused by being overall fat and thus having plenty of fatty tissue in the chest area, resulting in flappy, disgusting, saggy moobs.

Can also refer to the breasts on males suffering from gynecomastia, a condition which causes the growth of feminine looking breasts on a biologically male body. Men with gynecomastia typically have fairly small moobs in comparison to men who have moobs caused by fat, but occasionally a more severe case occurs, resulting in gorgeous, large, feminine breasts that many females would envy.

Although it is somewhat rare, the word "moobs" may sometimes be used to describe a man's pectoral muscles if they are particularly large and luscious. This use is uncommon due to the negative connotation of "moobs," and the fact that the word brings up unpleasant imagery even when used positively.

Andy decided to get his moobs surgically removed- his gynecomastia was pretty bad. Poor guy.

Girl: Damn, look at that pair of moobs! *gropes* So.... firm.... and lucious....
Boy: Er, could you please stop touching my chest like tha-
Girl: Shh. Just let it happen. *continues groping*

moobs by ganjagremlin August 11, 2014

moobs

The words man and boobs fused together. The unusually large amounts of fat stored on the upper chest of a man. Also called a man bosom. Especially disgusting if the male is wearing a very tight shirt and you can see his man titties. It is very humorous when they jiggle around like jelly. Usually seen in overweight people, but can also belong to more average people

Random Chick: Look at the moobs on Vartan!
Me: Wow! He's like an F-cup!
Vartan: Where does one buy bras?
Everyone: Up your ass and around the corner!

moobs by Guy Bravado April 26, 2015

Moobs

Man boobs. Not the kind that like muscley, but are like pyramids on a chest and often require a sports bra or training bra to supress.

That kid needs a bra for those moobs.

Moobs by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

MOOBS

Two male friends that have bro bonded in such a way that they share a psychic connection. They know exactly what each other are thinking they will even say sentences at the exact same time this is the peak of bro relationships.

Carson-"Nicholas and Matthew are hanging out a lot and are acting kinda weird"
Sean-"No their just moobs"
Carson-"I hope I find my moob someday"

MOOBS by Beakabutooka December 19, 2016

moobs

Moobs are man boobs, but these are no ordinary man boobs. NO, these are the BIGGEST most unnecessarily large man boobs. It is too the point where a bra is necessary. They are unhealthy and should be seen by a medical professional immediately. This word can be used to offend any male wit tits.

Hay Johnny look at Tim's fuckin moobs. Hot damn he needs those checked out.

moobs by MemeMaster64 February 2, 2019