Montelongo

Italian

Those Montelongos are some cool italians!

by LGSB February 16, 2009

monte girls

Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.

Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!

by Monte is da best December 4, 2005

Montel

A Montel is a funny, selfless, smart, friendly, confident and modest person. A Montel may be slightly irritating and paranoid at times, but their charm makes up for it. A Montel would usually be an easy person to get on with.

A Montel will usually be quite big, but will have stunning good looks.

I saw a Montel today and he was giving his friends a good time and was very entertaining.

by Montyboy August 21, 2010

montega

Another word for Heroin

Lonnie loves Montega and hanging out in shooting galleries. That's why he has AIDS now.

by Montega Head July 25, 2006

Monterey

A place where you're sick if you're Italian or Sicilian and rock all stars/world series gear from five years ago. It is common to think you are "legit" if you smoke weed and/or drink profusely. In addition, everyone has hooked up with everyone, and aids is an epidemic. To top it off, allllll of the white kids listen to 2pac, Mac Dre, and Andre Nickatina as they drive around in their daddy's car.

Let's go to Monterey! Where the girls are easy and the weed is dank but there's nothing fun to do besides hit on people at the mall or walk on the wharf!

by Siq wit it June 28, 2008

Christie Monteiro

The most painfully hot CG character created. She's a Capoeira master and a playable character in the fighting games Tekken 4 and Tekken 5

CHRISTIE MONTEIRO (Tekken announcer's voice)

by stuba September 30, 2006

Montero

A very smart person with sexual body features

You made a 100% on the test you are very montero

by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015