Monkey Butt

A term used to describe a man or woman who can grow hair fully, and to a substantial length on the buttocks.

Before the hair transplant, Roy was a Monkey Butt.

by DrooDroo April 6, 2011

monkey butt

a prolapsed arse, resembling that of a baboons arse or any other of those wonderful red arsed primates we descend from.

After removing the bulbous 12" butt plug she had a very impressive case of monkey butt.

by AaronMF October 3, 2005

monkey butt

Teenage girls gather up/bunch up thier shirts in the back and secure the shirt's ponytail with a rubber band or the like.

When we were at the mall we passed a group of girls all sporting monkey butts.

by MichiganNorth Country December 9, 2008

monkey butt

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.

Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!

by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003

monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005

monkey butt

Term used by a girls boyfriend whom usually loves her dearly to describe her / pet name when he is being playful.

Zygmont called his girlfriend a monkey butt when they were joking outside the classroom

by obbie connobie February 17, 2007

Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

by Melbel801 November 22, 2011