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Money shot

During sex when you are doing a girl in the rectum you take your penis out and spit on her back then whens he turns around ejaculate in her face
Man: Oh shit im going to cum on your back

Girl: *MOAN*

Man: (Spits on back)

Girl: Oh ya that was good im going to shower (turns around)

Man: (Cums in her face)

Girl: OH MY GOD YOU DICK!

Man: MONEY SHOT BITCH
by kfitz June 23, 2007
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money shot

Ejaculation for the sake of visual appeal, rather than physical appeal, usually onto one's sexual partner, and especially as part of videotaped sex. The implication is that such a visually appealing shot will generate monetary profit for the video in question that it wouldn't have otherwise had without it.
"Here comes the money shot. Get ready."
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pile driver money shot

It is when you are having sex in the "pile driver" position. The man applying the "pile driving" then pulls out to cum all down the face and tits of the person that is upside down in the pile driver receiver position. Because the receiver is in the upside down position, all the cum that shoots onto her tits, will still drip down onto her face.
I got so excited pile driving my girlfriend while she was upside down with her ass and pussy in the air, that I pulled out to cum, and all the cum sprayed downward all over her face and tits. The "pile driver money shot" makes the best cum on face.
by whtronin February 18, 2018
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South Florida Money Shot

Mistakenly spraying one's face with bug spray, sunscreen, etc., usually due to not insuring nozzle is pointed away from the face before application
Heidi forgot to check the bugspray nozzle before test spraying and gave herself a South Florida Money Shot
by portlandyakuza August 24, 2019
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monkeysotch

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.
Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.
by Steelheaddefinitions July 4, 2020
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moneyhoon

Getting married to someone wealthy just to enjoy the expensive honeymoon
Ashley got married in Vegas just so she could enjoy an expensive moneyhoon night after even though she didn’t really want the peen
by Jbob5353 March 6, 2022
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monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time
He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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