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Des Moines

The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."
Dude, are you going to the concert in Des Moines?
by Iowan December 3, 2004
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mince

The word mince has been subject to a number of meaning sin the english langues, the original in recent history means to chop finely. Mince meat or 'mincemeat', however and somewhat bizarrely, is a sweet desert filling used in christmas pies and tarts.
Mince can also be used to describe a distinctly feminine walk/gait used by a man, or the practice of a male who is often found to hold their little finger aloft whilst carrying items i.e. handbags
Mince in some circles also means to throw up aggressively creating a substance like mince meat...
by Ruben June 9, 2003
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Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.
Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!
by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009
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Des Moines

A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls.
I dont live in Des Moines anymore, but I used to.
by ryan45543 July 1, 2006
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Minced Oath

An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.
I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.
by Matthew850 September 21, 2006
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mincer

Acting like a total bender 100% of the time.
Hosker always wore tights under his jeans, he's a total mincer.
by abcde12345 December 28, 2005
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Mincey Little Prick

When you can't find the right words to describe a sniveling, conniving, conceited, sneaky, overbearing, irritant goodie-two-shoes little fuck, you can sum it up by calling them a mincey little prick.
Person 1: Hey you, you Mincey Little Prick!
Person 2: What? What have I done to earn such a title?
Person 1: You have (insert offence here) which has annoyed me, you Mincey Fuck.
by Kirbysucksdick March 21, 2013
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