chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES

What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.

"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"

by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018

Morning Fart

That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.

It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!

by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

In the morning

A friendly morning greeting used all over the world. Same as top of the morning, but it's just in the morning. Usually used around 9 or 10 am.

John: In the morning Adam!
Adam: In the morning John!

by threethirtythreethirtythree April 7, 2011

Morning Vista

Exposing your Morning Glory "morning wood" to your significant other upon waking.

Take a look at this Morning Vista.

by Scoob41 January 3, 2013

Morning fanny

The same thing as morning breath, just down there for ladies.

yo man I was totally gonna wake my girlfriend up and shag this morning but she didn't let me cus she had morning fanny. gross, dude.

by suzna June 24, 2016

Morning Joke

A morning TV host who makes bizarre and false political statements.

Gawaad, is that Morning Jokes new conspiracy theory?

by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021