Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

midassexual

Attracted to the midas the Male tier 100 skin of chapter 2 season two of Fortnite battle Royale

Bro I’m a simp for midas

You mean your a midassexual

by Mycat October 22, 2020

Midas Male

Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.

Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!

by BaiChaiuLover November 12, 2021

Mirasol

The best place in the world. Located in Tucson, AZ. Mirasol is the definition of relaxation and happiness. It also happens to be a treatment center for eating disorders. Walk in and you'll have your life changed..for the better!

Girl: I HATE FOOD I HATE LIFE OMG I WANT TO DIE.

Mirasol: *magic powers*

Girl: I'm happy and love life. WOO gimme a burrito!

by TracyElizabethh February 21, 2009

midrange scoop

Also mid scoop. An equalizer setting used for electric amplified instruments. The midrange frequencies are cut off/scooped out. Used to make the sound fatter, especially for bass slapping and hard overdriven guitar riffing.

You can get an awesome heavy metal sound with a high amount of distorsion and a midrange scoop.

by rob0b December 9, 2008

Madrassi

It is a racial slur used to indicate a person of South Indian origin. They are darker in skin colour, oppose the forcible implementation of a national language (Hindi) and hence are good with their English. They are of Dravidian descent.

Looking at him and his command over English language, I bet he is a Madrassi

by Rapchandus January 26, 2013