Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011

midland mi

A boring city full of snobby rich folks that keep everything hidden, also known as "pleasantville"

man def not midland mi that place sucks its boring

by pbb003800 April 8, 2011

Midland, Tx

A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.

A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.

by I made it out... January 8, 2009

milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

by Jay-Zed May 9, 2008

Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Midlothian Middle School

The worst fucking school you will ever go to. There are more Snakes at that school than dead roaches (which is saying A LOT) the teachers there are all assholes and the counselor literally doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing. Long story short just never enter that building because you will be entering the deepest depths of hell.

Fuck Midlothian Middle school everyone there is an douchebag.

by Harleyquin November 25, 2017

MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

by raytk12 July 11, 2010