madcon

means mad conspiracy, unreasonable thoughts from mainly people high on blunts and spliffs

Kapricon: Hey ya where is the road to the Private Eyes club
Alli: Errr, let's go to the moon
Z-Murda: Thats completlely madcon by NASA

by z-murda January 2, 2009

Madcow disease

A disease suffered by a fat chick who are so diguested with herself she cockblocks any guy from talking to her attractive friend(s). Fat women who suffer this disease for long periods of time will develop a permanent pissed off demeanor look on their face. They possess chubby perma-frown cheeks resembling a bulldog's jowls.

I was trying to mack on this hot chick and this fat bitch with madcow disease came over and shit all over my game.

by Patrick_B June 17, 2008

Micco

1.) An affable, charismatic, highly intelligent person capable of navigating across different cultures and bridging them together.

I vote for Barak Obama because he is one of the few miccos in politics these days.

by Jer'Miko February 3, 2010

Midtown

An enjoyable alternative rock band.

Midtown is infinitely better than Senses Fail because they actually write good music.

by Anton December 9, 2004

Midori

If you are lucky enough to have a Midori in your life you will never be bored. She is ceative with a great imagination. Strong willed yet not stubborn. She has a mind of her own and is not afraid to voice it. She is smart, good with numbers, and very fashionable; she wears army boots with a dress. She is adventurous yet sensitive and needs reassurance to thrive. She is ornery and rambunctious. Feisty and outgoing yet shy with those she doesn’t know. She is silly and full of humor and full of life. She has a beautiful singing voice, she is full of life, beautiful inside and out. She is sexy and loves, loves, loves cats. In fact, the queen of cats. She is precocious.

Have you had a chance to meet Midori yet? If not, you are missing out!

by Zaika November 25, 2018

Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

Midjoint

(Origin: Midget+Joint)

1. n - A joint rolled with small-sized rolling paper

2. n - A King-size joint rolled with considerably less than the standard amount of marijuana recommended for that size of paper. (approx. 1g)

Person 1: Hey! What the fuck is that?

Person2: It's a joint.

Person 1: It's a midjoint.

Person 2: A what?

etc...

by FadieZ October 8, 2007