Misty Mystery

When a mystery seems to easy to the writer adds in a character messing with the case in order to extend the plot

"This was an open and shut case if they hadn't made it a Misty Mystery"

by Voncreep February 28, 2021

messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion

Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!

by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010

mestizo

A Spanish word literally meaning "mixed" usually refering to someone who is mixed between Spanish and Native American.

Girl: That guy is fine as hell
Friend: Yea, he's a mestizo

by COMMUNIST_USA September 18, 2005

Play-misty-for-me

(Noun) Current or former female companion who torments her partner obsessively in a desperate attempt to hold on to a relationship which has slipped, or is slipping away. Derivation: 1971 motion picture starring Clint Eastwood, "Play Misty for Me."

That chick was a real play-misty-for-me, but I managed to shake her off when I moved out of town.

by MorrisTimeAndDay March 1, 2009

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

messy hoe

A girl or group of girls who are considered to be unorganized,silly, and whores.

"Man, I can't believe those messy hoes know my name!"

by Wave748 February 12, 2006

meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League

Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.

by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016