The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
by solarecreator July 29, 2014

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river
I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.
by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014

An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.
“Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”
“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”
“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”
by Blue Jay November 12, 2023

The manual coordination of software developers that occurs when two or more software developers work on the same file at the same time without a proper versioning / branching system.
Opposed to the automated 'merge' feature of many versioning systems.
Opposed to the automated 'merge' feature of many versioning systems.
Management did not grant you a branch for your project. Therefore, you must have a meeting with Bob The Developer to meat merge your code changes into his changes on the main branch.
by flipmcf April 18, 2007

A financial term involved with a popular meme.
People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.
M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated
People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.
M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated
Warren Buffet is such a merger. How could he be focusing on long term investments in these market environments?
by WatsonsView October 13, 2022

by norbeepapp April 24, 2023
