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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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Merge

2 malignant tumors forming to make a benign one so its easier to treat the cancer that is tf2 communities
ely: yoo lets merge
wndr: *retarded baby noises*
ely: ??
by letterb_ December 4, 2021
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Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.
That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.
by cquillian April 17, 2013
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merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.
I got cut off by a merge runner!
by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018
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Merged

When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.
1.

"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."

2.

"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."

3.

"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"
by HYNAHLY April 11, 2022
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Mergs

To be approaching the height of a great time. When a party/gathering/evening finds its stride and you and your squad know whatever is next is about to be off-the-fuckin-chain!
Matty: Yo, is Aaron coming?
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.

Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.

Brian: Fuckin right.
by Mergs99 November 22, 2021
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Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river
I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.
by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014
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