Melvin

A Melvin is when an adolescent Barfs, Pee's, Shits, And jizz's into a plastic bag, then places it into a brown paper bag and lights it on fire after placing it onto a rivals front porch. After so, Rings the doorbell and runs.

I hella lit a melvin on that dicks porch last night with a couple of buds.

by Michael Bybee April 5, 2008

Melvin

Someone that harps on people for not following overlooked, unimportant rules.

Person A: You're not allowed to smoke on school property!
Person B: Yeah, but we do it anyway. What a melvin.

by Karnokoto November 9, 2008

Melvin

An ugly Indian who looks autistic he is annoying. He has a British accent.

Ewe it's Melvin. No one likes him. He annoying asf. He thinks he is so cool. He is a jackass that should die.

by PRTEEN_FROM OHIO April 26, 2019

Melvin

The act of giving a wedgie from the front and the rear at the exact same time. Usually and most effectively applied by two people to one person. (Underpants usually ripped upon application of the Melvin.

That melvin we just gave Luke must have ripped his balls, taint, and his asshole, not to mention his tighty whities.

by i_TheTerrible October 26, 2016

Melvin

Mevin is a name for a retard. which look like a brown looking turd

Do you see that Melvin?

Yeah what a faggot

by Jimmyjohnjohnson December 3, 2019

Melvin

The most annoying motherfucker in the world. He is a total noob at COD. He thinks he can compare to an Andrew, but then the Andrew gives him a bloody nose.

Can you see that douch?

Oh, that's just Melvin

Wow, he is ugly af

by swagggod August 8, 2015

Melvin

The act of diarrhea-ing on top of someone's head in a tropical climate so that the Melvinee can't wipe it off.

The reason we smell so bad isn't because of our foray through the jungle. It's because Carruthers decided to drop a steaming Melvin on us...again.

by Meatball #41 December 29, 2013