4 definitions by bigfagnamedmelody
A girl that is good at math but sucks at everything else. Likes to sleep 24/7 and plays shit ton of games.
by bigfagnamedmelody November 16, 2018
Very skinny and gay. Has a small penis. Acts strangely as if someone is always out to get him. Extremely paranoid, maybe because he is gay. Likes popular brands and spending money on them. Probably spent a lot of money on a house that might unfortunately burn down at some point.
Guy 1: Oh my god, my house burned down!
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
Guy 1: Dude I can't take it any longer! I have to come out of the closet and be gay.
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
*Guys goes to a store*
Guy: I would like to buy Gant, Levi's, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Peak Performance and Ralph Lauren.
Cashier: Dayuuuuum son, your name gotta be Melvin.
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
Guy 1: Dude I can't take it any longer! I have to come out of the closet and be gay.
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
*Guys goes to a store*
Guy: I would like to buy Gant, Levi's, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Peak Performance and Ralph Lauren.
Cashier: Dayuuuuum son, your name gotta be Melvin.
by bigfagnamedmelody January 23, 2019
Agnes
A very tomboy-ish girl. Usually hang out with guys. Wears black Adidas/Vans clothes everyday because she *e d g y*.
Could be some what called "Teachers pet" because of how well behaved she is, she also has good grades so she is the best guuurl.
Dyed her hair so that she looks like every typical brunette.
A very tomboy-ish girl. Usually hang out with guys. Wears black Adidas/Vans clothes everyday because she *e d g y*.
Could be some what called "Teachers pet" because of how well behaved she is, she also has good grades so she is the best guuurl.
Dyed her hair so that she looks like every typical brunette.
Vampire: I would hit on you but you are blonde. Every gay main girl in vampire movies are brunette.
*Agnes immediately dyes her hair*
Guy 1: Yo! This Agnes chick is so cool. She is friends with us guys and don't want to sleep with us.
Guy 2: Yeah. So cool.
Guy 3: Actually.... She just sucked my vape stick in the bathroom.. So yeah...
*Agnes immediately dyes her hair*
Guy 1: Yo! This Agnes chick is so cool. She is friends with us guys and don't want to sleep with us.
Guy 2: Yeah. So cool.
Guy 3: Actually.... She just sucked my vape stick in the bathroom.. So yeah...
by bigfagnamedmelody January 29, 2019
Your typical, swedish, blonde fortnite gamer. But he doesn't only play that. Fifa. All of them.
He has spiky blonde hair, sadly you don't get see his hair a lot because he always puts his hood on. Wears Vans, Champions, Adidas and Nike. He's good at dancing fortnite dances. Thinks that doing the floss or hype makes him trendy. He is also very sweaty, especially the hands. Usually joins the cool kids. He has trouble "coming" out.
He has spiky blonde hair, sadly you don't get see his hair a lot because he always puts his hood on. Wears Vans, Champions, Adidas and Nike. He's good at dancing fortnite dances. Thinks that doing the floss or hype makes him trendy. He is also very sweaty, especially the hands. Usually joins the cool kids. He has trouble "coming" out.
Guy 1: Look at his blonde hair... So fuckboi-ish.
Guy 2: Must be a Lukas.
Invandrare 1: Eyy man, one person in our group is white?
Invandrare 2: Eyy I don't know man, he has a hood and Adidas and Nike, so he got to be one of us.
Melody: What do you call a sweaty gay white boi that flosses all the time?"
Agnes: Lukas.
Guy 2: Must be a Lukas.
Invandrare 1: Eyy man, one person in our group is white?
Invandrare 2: Eyy I don't know man, he has a hood and Adidas and Nike, so he got to be one of us.
Melody: What do you call a sweaty gay white boi that flosses all the time?"
Agnes: Lukas.
by bigfagnamedmelody January 29, 2019