crystal mcgrory

a woman with no class, no boobs and no ass,
smells like fish and has a loose vagina.

crystal mcgrory is a skank.

by emma mcgiverd October 20, 2008

mego

An Asshole on the highway or interstate who insists on getting in front of you no matter how many people he has to kill to do it. Usually it's just a compulsion of many inexperienced yankee agressive drivers who think that by following you and arriving a second and a half later to their destination their lives will somehow be ruined or at least irrepairably damaged. They must get in front of you at all cost, or bob & weave inches from your rear bumper until they do. These are the same people you usually see in handcuffs being escorted to the back of the patrol car after they've caused a major accident.
They are the cool, beutiful people who think that a) the world owes them a living, b) normal laws of physics somehow don't apply to them.

Todd could not understand why the judge sentenced him to 150 hours of community service after he rear ended that family of four with his beamer. They simply should have let 'me go' (mego) first he kept insisting all through his trial.
The next day, in his new Volvo, Todd was killed when he tried to drive up under a slow moving dump truck that had braked suddenly on the highway.
Poor dumbass!

by Stan West December 15, 2005

meglo

power-hungry person. usually a woman

Meg is such a meglo

by Cameron Leischer May 5, 2004

meggo

An unusual or foreign meat. Could be anything. Kind of like "Mystery Meat."

It looks like the cafeteria's serving meggo today.

by Jessi Leah Williams April 30, 2005

Getting a Megson

To employ someone to do a job who clearly isnt up to it.
To be Megged - to fail.
To win nothing.
Meg-Son

hey lads - guess what - we are looking to employ someone on the cheap who is a failure - I think we are 'getting a Megson'!

by Samuel Alladyce November 18, 2007

McGroggy

The feeling of a full stomach with little or no substantial nutrition within ones stomach subsequent to eating a large McDonalds meal.
Feeling McGroggy is closely followed by McCramps and the infamous McShit.

'Man, I feel McGroggy.'
'That Big Mac made me McGroggy.'
'I felt so McGroggy until I took a huge McShit, then I felt loads better.'

by Tom Parfitt April 10, 2008

megaoof

when your oof is so big that constantly repeating the word "oof" won't explain how big of an oof your problem is

Person 1 : fuck my life, I can't describe that in an infinite amount of oof's

Person 2: well could is it possibly a megaoof instead

Person 1: Yeah it could totally be a megaof

Person 1: *screaming intolerably* FUCK MY LIFE, IT'S SUCH A MEGAOOF!

by ddeez nuyts April 2, 2019