Meering

Someone who is a extra in paranormal pornos but never gets to perform in them. Often seen in the background of anal scenes muttering about attack ads.

Ed got a date with Tina after he told her he was a meering back in college.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Meeting of the Dons

When a group of people with higher authority have a meeting usually in a bussiness setting; (referenced from The Godfather)

All the Big time CEO's are in there having a "Meeting of the Dons" right now.

by 4514 September 29, 2010

danger meeting

The opposite of a safety meeting. Doing a round of shots with drinking compatriots, preferably of the hardest booze available.

Dr. Burger: "That safety meeting started the day on quite a positive note."
Dr. Box: "A danger meeting will sort you right the fuck out!"

by Hammond Burger VII March 21, 2014

Post-meeting depression

The nostalgic feeling that you experience when you meet your long-distance bestie — that’s post-meeting depression.

The moment you two divide, you may feel like the world’s about to end. But no worries, friend. Distance will be broken. You’re meant to be, no matter what.

«Hey, I just got on the train.»
«You‘re not having post-meeting depression, aren’t you?»
«Doesn’t matter. We’re all under the same sky, after all.»

by uovo July 16, 2020

4:30 Meeting

Needing to take a large dump usually after work or school at around 4:30

I haven't had my 4:30 meeting today, I am about to dump in sexy dance fighting!

by Bobs Burgers November 14, 2014

Pulling a Mervin

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014

safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

by harm May 13, 2005