Masturhate

when you hate something or someone so much you masturhate on them.

I hate my English teacher so I masturhated on her last night.

by corruptedminds365 July 22, 2020

masturhickey

A love bite you inflict yourself while being too passionate during masturbation.

"I masturbated the hell of myself yesterday and I was so into it I started kissing my arm and now I have a masturhickey." - Martha

by jasgui December 2, 2020

masturphilia

When you die and you jack off your dead body as your ghost self.

Dan is such a masturphiliac, jacking off his corpse at his own funeral.

by Boysexuality May 29, 2022

Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023

masturbaitorium

A wanking, masturbaiting room or a horny teenagers room

Jc’s room is a masturbaitorium

by Someguest69 October 9, 2023

Masturhater

Noun. A person proficient in spreading hatred. Synonyms: racist, sexist

That spooky ghost is a masturhater.

by PhuckFayse November 12, 2025