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Masterwait

The act of choosing to complete a task instead of stopping to masterbate.
“I really wanted to quit cleaning the house so I could whack off but I decided to masterwait instead.”
by JFWodfather March 6, 2015
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masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure
I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!
by Genius February 27, 2004
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masterbating

(verb/Adv.) to bat masterfully during either a cricket or a baseball game.
Game commentator: Did you see that HOME RUN, that was out of this WORLD. This truly is masterful batsmanship.
Me: No, this is just masterbating .
by mambassenpai November 12, 2014
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masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off
who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.
by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009
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Masterbite

When a boy sucks his own dick, mainly becuse he cant get a girl to do it for him
wow that was a great masterbite i just had
by Nadiia October 3, 2008
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masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.
I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.
by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016
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Masterbaiter

Masterbaiter = Me
by Ƥapi October 10, 2018
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