Marcus and Martinus

Marcus and Martinus are Norwegian singers with lots of fans who love and support them! They were born on 21/2/2002, they're amazing and have talented voices, their career started at 2012 with just a little bit of fans, yet now they have million of fans around the world!

Someone: do you know Marcus and Martinus?

Me: yes if course! They're amazing!

by Mac_and_tinus_my_heart December 3, 2019

Nasty Martini

the act of shaking a bottle of Martini Prosecco, putting the nozzle up a girls foofe and removing, causing it to fizz out of her downstairs

lewis hamilton loves to give a girl a nasty martini after winning the grand prix

"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"

by neonteddy July 3, 2012

martins

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes the best meals. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt. He observes everything but says nothing. He sees the good in everybody even when it’s not convenient.

Martins made everyone so happy with his presence.

by Theslimmone February 4, 2020

shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.

(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!

by Kronen V May 7, 2010

Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.

If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.

by Uncle homer June 29, 2020

camel piss martini

A term for a parched camel jockey looking to quench his thirst with camel urine. piss raghead

Hey Habib I’m thirsty as fuck let’s swing by muhammads crib & jugg some camel piss. Fuck you you filthy camel piss martini dump{

by Soetero June 10, 2018

McSweeney Martini

A cocktail made from gin and vermouth and topped off with a big fat giant lie.

Customer: Is that a McSweeney Martini?
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.

by NickelSlot August 1, 2010