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Marquette Monster

The Marquette Monster is a long-nailed, short-horned reptilian monster supposed to live on Marquette, Michigan.
What's that weird pic of on this sign (Old City Hall)? Dude, that's the Marquette Monster.
by Daniel C. Boyer January 23, 2008
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Marquette

The biggest city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame

3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime

5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins
“Oh you’re from Marquette? I’m sorry for your loss
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Marquette

Marquette is home to the biggest thots in America. The girls of Marquette all developed scoliosis for sticking their asses so far out. Don’t even get me started on the hoe guys. If you live in Marquette. Leave. It’s toxic.
Hey those Marquette bitches looking thick
BOI LOOK AGAIN THEIR BACKS ARE BENDING N BREAKING LOL
by Negaunee hoe June 16, 2019
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Manquest

When two or more bros go on an epic quest in their thirst for knowledge!
"Hey Rusty, let's go on a manquest to see some wigwams. "

"Sure thing Mikey, I love a good manquest!"
by Irrawaddy April 29, 2016
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Marques

Hes a total marques, ew.
by seventeem November 25, 2016
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marquesha

Marquesha is a beautiful, kind ; and loving individual. She got a fat ass and her breath stank . She talk otp and she talking hella loud . She thinks she is funny but newsflash she’s not.
“There go that loud Marquesha”
That girl breath stank , her name must be Marquesha”🤮
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by Zippycat45748 January 1, 2019
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Marquetti

An eccentric family name that has been traced back to Cuba. However if one checks Facebook, there will be a huge diversity of Marquetti's across the world.
"Hey ________ Marquetti, who's last name rhymes with spaghetti!"
by mickeybomb May 26, 2015
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