Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Marooned

When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.

It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")

by mabiak2 July 19, 2019

Marooner

something that doesn't exist

A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man

by peepeerson August 21, 2020

Markonah

Huh? Your name is markonah hey markonah 😍😘🥰

Hey markonah I luv your name #unch

by A cie mau tau siapa June 22, 2021

Marionetting

Verb: When during the soreness phase after a COVID shot, you want to jerk off but can’t move your arm on your own. So you have your significant other tie a string to your wrist and stand on and balcony as you sit in a law chair below to assist making the up and down motion for you.

The neighbors were aghast as Tibbs’ wife was vigorously marionetting him from the balcony. The BBQ would always be awkward from this point on.

by Big Larry Givens November 12, 2021

Marjonè

if your name is Marjonè you are most likely to be fing amazing!

I'm amazing like a Marjonè

by marienè November 24, 2021

Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?

You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.

by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022