Macaloon

When someone loosely agrees to your bet, but then won’t provide concrete confirmation. If the wager wins, they’ll say they never put it in. However, if it loses, you are expected to pay in full. Normally, this person is prompt with both phone calls and texts. Yet, when even a modest wager is introduced, they will begin a weird game of cat & mouse, often not responding for hours. You are then, consequently, left not knowing whether your bet has been locked in.

(Guy 1) Hey Man! You won your bet!

(Guy 2) Yea...about that, I’m not really sure if I did or not.

(Guy 1) Ohhh no, you got macalooned, huh?

(Guy 2) Yep.

by The Knight of Right November 29, 2020

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MAGAlomania

The relentless passion for everything about Donald Trump.

Smells like MAGAlomania in here at this rally.

by blunt rapture April 4, 2021

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MAGAlocentric

The assumption that America comprises Evangelicals and "everyone else." The dichotomy created by this assumption often pits family member against family member, and alienates life-long friends who, prior to allowing the surfacing of MAGAlocentrism by the MAGAlocentric, also allowed the family members and former friends to live in relative peace and harmony. There is neither treatment nor a cure for this unfortunate ailment. Advice to the non MAGAlocentric...distance is the only safeguard against infection.

"I always suspected that Uriah was a bit odd, and his penchant for the National Inquirer was amusing. But now, his MAGAlocentrism has exposed him to ridicule. I can no longer allow him around my children. He's a MAGAlocentric."

by Azalea loriope pomegranite June 21, 2021

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Mahalomahn

A fine specimen of human. One in a billion. Come to him with ya problems they’ll go in the bin, come to him with ya solutions then you got yourself a friend. Simple but he is very bizarre, something not mainstream. Mahalomahn is the missing thing in your life, unfortunately there aren’t many of them out there, come to think of it there’s only one. Three words to describe him, “a limited edition”.

Why so down you need a Mahalomahn.

by chimichanga101 November 23, 2021

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