matrix

a massive computer program used in a movie of the same title, serving the purpose of controlling the human race, ironically not that far from the truth...

"Hey, you think we're in a matrix?"
"Shut up! The highway scene's almost on again! SHHHH!"

by Orion January 15, 2004

matrix

A rectangular array of numbers or expressions. The plural is 'matrices'. An n x m matrix has n rows and m columns.

Find the determinant of this matrix.

by moley November 7, 2003

digital matrix forums

Digital Matrix Forums

function - noun

1: DMF: An online forum based on the anime and manga series Digimon, created by Vitros in 1999. It's existance spanned until 2004 when it was shut down after many closings and "re-openings." The Digital Matrix Forum was place of vibrant community and lively debate and conversation until its latter days. DMF, as it was so often called, lived out its final days as small low-traffic forum home to but a few loyal members. Its place, along with that of Vitros's, is still one held in a fairly high regard among Digimon fans to this day.

"Digital Matrix Forums p3wns."

by It doesn't really matter... March 25, 2005

Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.

(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Baka Matrix

A method of Qualculus
A set of data or a collection of data items. It is used in designing computer programs. The word "Baka" used in this context is Hungarian and should not be confused with the Japanese word baka.

She began designing the program by drafting a Baka Matrix.

by Xin Jung January 22, 2005

The Matrix

A computer program that makes you believe that your in your own world, in reality the real world is controlled by AI Agents, and they use human beings as an energy source, because our bodies produce shitloads of energy

I take a shit on The Matrx

by ac February 13, 2004

Matrix Move

Any time one avoids something so deftly, or shows such otherworldly skill, when accomplishing any task, that it literally makes everyone around hold their breath, or something to that effect... that is a Matrix Move. This can describe almost anything, so long as it is done in an extraordinary way.
Matrix Moves almost always lead to an Epic Win, and be a result of skill, talent, or even just sheer blind, dumb, stupid luck.

"Did you see the way D took the Platoon Sergeant down, in hand-to-hand training? He totally used a Matrix Move!"

by Calculated_Risk 047 December 23, 2010