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OP MACE

OP Mace is a secluded Observation Post near the Pakistan Border in the northern Kunar Province of Afghanistan. At one time, there was just one platoon of soldiers there that pulled bull shit 6 hours on and 6 hours off guard with 5 hour details on their off time and never got any sleep. A majority of the time they filled hesco's with pick axes and shovels because of this one douchebag NCO. At a later date the prophecy fulfilled itself and another platoon came to the mountain top to help with the massive details and fill hescos on the side of a mountain that fell over time and time again because of a dirty ginger who had no common sense. And another time the hescos fell over again on Thanksgiving of 09 and the soldiers could not enjoy the holiday until these hescos were filled once again so the douchebag NCO cound suck the dicks of the higher ups coming to say hello.
Douchebag: "OP MACE shall be a fortress when you look at it from the LZ!!!"

Ginger: "I'm going to put these shit cans in the hescos so it fills it more"

Smart Ass: "Boy, I sure do miss OP MACE"
by rodlikestoparty June 4, 2011
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macebell

An old-school Indian weight-training implement. Consists of a solid steel spherical mass (usually about 10 kilogram and above) attached to a solid steel handle, giving it an appearance similar to a huge metal lolly-pop. Can also be used as a very capable weapon.
she: OMG Joe, your dumb macebell just cracked the floor tiles!
by killerdove November 12, 2011
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Mace Windu

the only black jedi in the whole fuckin star wars galaxy
Star Wars fan 1: hey who's that guy with the purple lightsaber?

star wars fan 2: really? that's Mace Windu the black jedi!

star wars fan 1: OH SHIT!
by HotPocketsBoy January 25, 2011
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Maceo

A loyal and true friend deep down (really deep). Though most of the time tend to be a dumbass. They easily fall in love and stay true to their partner. They will always be there for you...though they may not text back right away....They will listen to your secrets and in turn tell you theres. Truly a great person. Maceo's always stand by there friends. Sadly they are often hurt emotionally (by a rejection or a romantic partner). After many setbacks anyone would loose hope especially Maceo's please remind them(him) not to give up. Expect great things though they may need help getting there. Being friends with a Maceo will be one of best decisions you've ever made.
That dumbass Maceo asked a girl out again.
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Mace Windu

The second baddest guy in the universe.
Known for being one of the most powerful Jedi. Second only to the great Master Yoda himself. Kicks ass and has an awesome purple Light Saber.
Was killed by Palpatine and Vader.
Palpatine: I will not let this Republic, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two. My negotiations will not fail.

Mace Windu: If they do, you must realize there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic... we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
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Muddy Mace

A tube sock that has been defecated in and dampened in order to be used as a melee weapon.
"Oh damn, that bitch just got smacked with a muddy mace!"
by thesmack December 17, 2008
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jace_mace

somebody whom you should spam this message
"whom the fuck"
everyone! lets spam jace_mace!
by acoolbro1 May 25, 2018
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