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hairy mound

A afro-like mound of hair covering a woman's upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a sexually frustrated or confused lass, whom is physically unaware of the mass amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-vagina induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80's fashion trends have died out, this one has some how found a reason to stay)
"Holy shit dude! Check out the hairy mound on Melinda!"
"Damn!! Let me get out my weed wacker!"
by Cleveland Mound March 20, 2008
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Monado

a weapon of destruction and rebirth. Commonly referred to as the Monando belonging formerly to the monando boi, shoke. then, some big banana looking guy named zanzibar comes out of shoke and takes it

oh wait, there's a bunch of other mondandoes as well
"Mine is the one true Monado, instrument of destruction and rebirth!"
by Whole Grain September 8, 2016
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Flower Mound

A city with rich/middle class white people. If you're not white, you're a minority. Basically, the Mexicans mow the white kids lawns, and the high schoolers drive nicer cars then the teachers. The homes range from $250,000 to approximately $9,000,000.
Where do you live?
Flower Mound
by flomodude January 5, 2010
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mojado

Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.
by Dennis January 10, 2005
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Pitchers Mound

Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."

Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."

Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)

Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."

Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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moua

Amazing, smart, great, gorgeous, awesome
by Panghoua October 6, 2007
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moundewix

the disease in which mountain dew causes. Certain symptoms may include: the decay of teeth, the decay of taste buds, diabetes, craving for sweet snacks, dizziness, headaches, bad breath, and addiction,
hey dude, why does your breath stink so bad. Ohhhh sorry i have moundewix.
by roahin May 9, 2010
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