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monge cone

1) A membranous tissue fold that occuludes the vaginal orifice from the ramrod. A hymen or cherry.

2) A cone existing on a level curve that contacts the tangent surface.
1:"Take a good look at your monge cone; this is the last time you'er ever going to see it!"
2:Mot screamed to the ramrod, "If you want to get to the bloody monge cone, you're going to have to get through me first, mate"
by hwad January 20, 2006
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Mongatron

Someone with five brain tumors and all the mental disorders
"Why are you talking like an absolute mongatron?"
by JoeboiTheIdiot December 9, 2018
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Share Mongering

The use of social media to spread largely baseless and misleading stories designed to scare the reader. Predominantly created by the tin foil hat brigade.
I see that Belinda has been Share Mongering on Facebook again.
by bob^ May 8, 2015
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mongdar

'Mongdar" is a portmanteau of 'Monger' & 'Radar' in same vein as Gaydar etc.
It means a heightened sense of when pay to play comes into the sexual arena.
I was hanging in the bar at this Casio in Vegas when this hottie started making eye contact across the room. I was getting excited until I spied a 12 pack of Trojans in her purse and my mongdar went off like a tranny on the Jerry Springer show.
by DinoLarry July 10, 2010
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Mong Out

To be so stoned you can't move or think straight
-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am

-Hey where've you been?

-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?

-dunno
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
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fruit-monger

Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.
Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?
by The Hyrax July 20, 2007
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