McPiphany

When you have the munchies and finally decide what you want at McDonald's or another fast food restaurant.

I just had a McPiphany, I want 2 Big Macs and a gallon of Dr. Pibb.

by Xiox Xioh January 31, 2009

McPiggins

N.

Mic-pig-in's

Someone who eats fast food frequently or over indulges the fast food experience; ordering specialty items, mixing condiments, requiring tedious preparation before dining, or preforming ritual or traditional tasks prior to consuming.

"Wow, that girl sure is a mcpiggins."

"Yes, notice the way she is piling copious amounts of their special sauce on the top of her food."

"My god, did she bring utensils from home?"

"Look, now she's arranging a massive collection of french fries in what appears to be a recreation of Golgatha."

"They will be forced to remove her from her seat using the Jaws of Life after inhaling all of that."

"Quite a McPiggins."

"Quite..."

by MixMastaK November 11, 2009

Slowy McPoopson

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)

I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.

by Matt Savo December 30, 2008

McPushups

The event of pushing one's self's arms up to reach the burger to your fat face. Because you ARE fat. Fatty fat mcfat pants.

dood1: my arms are so sore from all those McPushups earlier.. and my stomach too come to think of it.

dood2: Yea you WOULD do that fat-ass. Go have a heart attack.

by EarlXD June 11, 2007

mcphee mole

The gigantic mole on Nanny Mcphee's face. Of all the disgusting stuff she has on her face at the start of the movie the mole is always the first to disappear when the little brats have learned their first "Mcphee-ism." At the sart of the movie she has the gigantic mole, huge buck "tooth," gigantic butt, and all types of other cosmetic nastiness....

By the end of the movie all her bodily grossness disappears and she is this gorgeous middle aged model looking woman (gotta love Hollywood).

When I was a little boy this ghastly looking pizza face woman said she was my nanny...she hit me with her cane and magical fairy dust engulfed the air...I choked on it and sneezed a big fairy dust booger on the Nanny's already wretched face. The next morning, I woke up and tripped on this huge brown squishy thing with what looks to be human hair growing out of it on the floor. That's when Nanny Mcphee materialized out of thin air and was conspicuously missing her mcphee mole!

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012

mcpartland

The most awesome last name in the history. Usually dumb people question your irish heritage, obviously they arent mcpartlands. Most often abbv. as "McP" for sheer lazy-ness, but most can't put 2+2 together and equate McPartland to McP, so often the abbriviation ends up being explained(losing its effect) to those not so gifted in the common sense area. The fact that microsoft changes it to "McFartland" pisses me off, who has that frickin last name?

"Hm..McPartland, is that irish?"
"yes, dumbass"

by Morgan Mcp March 30, 2008

McPoops

McPoops are the shits you take right after eating McDonalds. One usually gets the McPoops after eating a McDonalds item that doesn't agree with you or after eatig healthy food for awhile and then going back to McDonalds.

I had the McPoops for a day after that BigMac.

by Phil B. May 11, 2006