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Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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Brandon Martinez

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jarown martinez

very sexy man, very big and hot he is like van dijk! he is the goat
Jarown Martinez is the Goat, and he is big!
by Haris Horne October 26, 2020
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Maite Martinez

the most beautiful, perfect, sweetest, cutest, hottest, funniest, justtt overall BEST PERSON EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Sekeres Márton

Sekeres Márton is the best football player to have ever lived.
Your so good at football, you play just like Sekeres Márton
by siu123 June 4, 2022
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Melanie Martinez

An amazing artist, song writer, singer, actor, and dancer
Fred:do you like melanie martinez?
Greg:who doesn’t?!
by S.h.o.w.and.t.e.l.l December 29, 2019
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Melanie Martinez

A singer, songwriter, and director famous for her role as Crybaby in her two albums, Crybaby and K-12, and her half and half hair inspired by Curella De Vil. She is also famous for her appearance on the Voice even though she didn’t win.
Did you see the new extra credit video Melanie Martinez just posted?
by chloelbbh January 1, 2020
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