A 6'1 communist idiot claims to be the van gogh of his era. Spends majority of his time drinking and wallowing, leering wikipedia and drawing his regrets and wanking to the hope of finding a group on down on their luck prostitutes. A man whore. Never sleeps....too busy drinking and screwing men and women. Crying drunkenly about friends and girls and children from the hours of 12 am to 5 am at which time he has a shower and wanks. Than rapes an iphone til he gets soemone to agree to pleasure his sick sick fantasies,. which he later draws about in a motel he claims to hate but really loves. an attention whore. smells like shame.,
by LoniKKK December 27, 2011
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The good part is that he is always having a boner
When he looks at you you feel eaten from inside (cuz he literally eats you.. He is a cannibal)
Lonie's hair looks like pubic hair because in fact it is pubic hair.. His hair grows very awkwardly
Lonie's is very hot.. Did I mention that?
Lonie's has blue eyes with a little yellow
The good part is that he is always having a boner
When he looks at you you feel eaten from inside (cuz he literally eats you.. He is a cannibal)
Lonie's hair looks like pubic hair because in fact it is pubic hair.. His hair grows very awkwardly
Lonie's is very hot.. Did I mention that?
Lonie's has blue eyes with a little yellow
by Iengne December 15, 2019
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A beautiful bold girl who is finding her way in the world. She’s full of excitement and joy but also has some inner turmoil. She’s a mystery, a beauty, and can catch the interest of many.
Silly and fun loving , her laughter will fill the air like a beautiful song.
Silly and fun loving , her laughter will fill the air like a beautiful song.
I wanna be a Lonika
by AnonymousFrog November 22, 2021
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