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bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.
Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012
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Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.
Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"
by LocAsian November 2, 2011
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mitski listener

A person with really good music taste but really bad mental health, are you okay??
Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
by catpiss69 November 24, 2021
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Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.
Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.
by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009
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I'm not listening

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!
Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking
by lastword1 April 13, 2008
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listen Linda

v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.

..................
The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...

Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.

That's what she said.
by gnostic3 June 14, 2020
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Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008
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