Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021

Litpost

A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further

Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating

A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"

or

A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"

by YOURMOMISYOURMOM May 9, 2021

dry lipping

dry lipping

This is were a person wipes the moisture from the front of the top gum in the mouth and smiles.

The result is the inside of the top lip sticks to the front top Gum in an upward manner, displaying all the top teeth.

(Person having photo taken) Can you take a photo of me while I am dry lipping so I have a big smile for the camera.

(Photographer) Thats a great smile, I can see all your top teeth in the photo.

by lunchcutter July 29, 2010

lipophobe

Someone who hates overweight people.

In Latin, it means "fear of fat".

A Lipophobe called me a "fat b*****d" today.

by Rudy_i February 12, 2019

big lipped alligator moment

A random moment in a film that is obscure and utterly irrevalant towards the film's plot, serving no purpose and is never mentioned by characters after.

In 'All dogs go to heaven' a'big lipped alligator moment' has a random musical number
In 'Willy Wonka' The creep-ass boat ride scene with Wonka's 'poem'
The pink elephants in Dumbo

by No-paint scientist February 4, 2009

Lippy Lahoo

What someone would say to his probation officer after finding out they can drive again after getting a DUI/DWI.

"I'm going to become a licensed driver again!!!1 LIPPY LAHOO!!!"

by ashleyrezai February 6, 2010

lippers

fatty tobacco dips straight to the lower jaw.

John: What are you doing after football practice?

Drew: Just takin' some lippers to the dome.

by Woobers January 13, 2009