kief lasagna

A bowl pack with thin layers of weed and kief.

I was so ripped from that kief lasagna we packed last night.

by Cloudya January 26, 2014

Sticky Lasagne

When you’ve just finished sex and she rolls on her side and spreads herself by lifting her ass cheek to show her pussy and it looks like a Sticky Lasagne

Hey babe,
Show me your Sticky Lasagne......

by Digits Malloy January 13, 2021

Porcelain Lasagne

When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.

One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.

Recipe:

Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen

Pasta Sheets - Bog roll

Prep time - User discrepancy

Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended

Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.

by facelymilkington September 15, 2021

Damn, a lasagna

An expression used normally when witnessing something shocking, or something peculiar and out of the ordinary. It is almost used to distract from the situation.

1 : "It was a joke, don't take it seriously!"
2: "It's too late for jokes"
3: "Damn, a lasagna"

by TheRealSlimShrek November 18, 2018

diarrhea lasagna

When you get diarrhea in waves, and you just sit on the toilet alternating between shitting and wiping, thus building layers of shit and toilet paper akin to a lasagna. (Liquid shit, followed by a layer of toilet paper, followed by another layer of liquid shit, then another layer of toilet paper, etc.)

Oh man! I ate some bad Mexican food last night that left me sitting on the toilet making a diarrhea lasagna for an hour.

by AHmmm June 2, 2010

bitch lasagna

I don't like you, T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series
I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But "You India, You Lose"
So best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you
We're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun
I review you, zero
Bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series
Looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob
And why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
I'm a blue eyes white dragon
While you're just dark magician (oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation
But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No, papa, no, papa
Yes, papa, Johnny
Now down all of this sugar
And let's throw this fucking party with some

Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
Sub bot

by RadRaichu7 May 13, 2019

dick lasagna

the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips

yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.

by Flama blanca November 29, 2010