Letourneau'd

Named for the founder of the Sarasota Storm Triathlon Club (SSTC) John Letourneau to describe the feeling of anxiety, uneasiness and/or concern an athlete gets after they have been convinced to sign up for a triathlon or other athletic event they had little to no intention of doing.

Generally this condition arises after numerous alcoholic beverages are consumed amongst fellow triathltes and stories are told of how great it is to participate in these races. For some unknown reason (maybe the alcohol?), you find yourself registering for races you never thought you were capable of finishing!

Athlete # 1 to Athlete #2: "Dude, you look awful, what's going on?"

#2 to #1: "I've been Letourneau'd. I can't believe I just signed up for Ironman Florida and somehow thought it was a good idea. What the hell was I thinking?"

by sharkstriguy December 29, 2010

Letosexual

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.

Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.

by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011

Letowhore

A fan of the band 30 Seconds to Mars who is very focused on Jared and/or his brother Shannon Leto.

Person #1: Omg I totally love Jared and Shannon!
Person #2: What about Tomo?
Person #1: Who is Tomo?
Person #2: Oh my god, you're such a Letowhore

by pornberry January 10, 2012

Letogasm

Word used by Echelon and any other Jared Leto fan to describe the feeling of (sexual) pleasure/happiness associated with watching a Jared Leto/30 Second to Mars Music Video or Movie. In other words, a Jared Leto induced Orgasm.

When I was watching Lord OF War and at the Oh God! Oh god! part,I had a LETOGASM.

by LipsxofxDeceit July 7, 2010

Letonian

Leto-like or of Leto. Descriptive used of expressions, gestures, styles, or body parts definitively belonging to Jared Leto, or are representative of him.

I'd recognize those Letonian eyes anywhere!

-or-

He shot me a Letonian glance

-or-

That pomegranate marshawk is so Letonian

by @marsdiable July 3, 2011

Letoism

A sexual orientation/religious view, based on the idolization of the Leto brothers: Jared and/or Shannon, most commonly followed by the Echelon. The dominant characteristic of that religion/sexual orientation is the complete obeisance and reverence in front of one or both Leto brothers.

Letoistic: person who follows and practise Letoism.

The main reason why I'm single is Letoism/because I'm Letoistic

by Perfect_Denial August 29, 2012

LeToya Luckett

Former member of the group Destiny's Child who is from Houston,Texas. Also the HOTTEST one in the group right next to Beyonce. She has a great voice and a great body to go with it. Destiny's Child sucks without her. Anyone that says she sucks is a fuckin LOSER!

I am a fan of Destiny's child's old song when LeToya Luckett was still famouse. It sucks that she left the group.

LeToya still rulz!
'Say my name'

by The THRASH!!! October 23, 2005