Leaky Asshole

Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.

This is his wipe rug, he has a leaky asshole.

by Feda555 October 6, 2009

Leaky News

A website for Harry Potter news, updates, and interviews. Also has a podcast called PotterCast.

Before the fifth Harry Potter movie came out, I went to Leaky News to get all of the updates.

by pottercastfan November 24, 2007

Leaky faucet

When a girl sits on the toilet backwards peeing and you lick her butthole.

Hey i gave Tiffany a leaky faucet.

That's nasty, how did it taste?

by Jon Jinx November 5, 2019

Leaky Faucet

Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.

Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.

Tony- I did not need to know that.

by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010

leaky ass

when your ass is all wet and it's not from sweat, that's a leaky ass. it's usually greasy. this can be associated with orange grease (see orange grease) and the pepper (see pepper), but not always.

Aw man I have a leaky ass, my cheeks are so greasy.

by truth guru June 14, 2010

leaky butt

Fecal matter mixed with ejaculate. A post-anal sex phenomenon associated with hard, deep pumping and loose anuses.

After taking a John in the VIP, "Candy" was called on stage where she proceeded to shit uncontrollably in plain view of both customers and staff. She was immediately fired and banned for life on account of her leaky butt.

by satans shit stain July 25, 2014

Leaky Starfish

A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex.

Bubba was my cell-mate, and now I have a leaky starfish.

by His-torian September 21, 2003