Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

lardon

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lard-ass

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.

Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!

by MSF69 March 31, 2007

Landon

Because genes

Landon is Landon cause genes

by Avah666 December 11, 2018

ladov

adj. To be socially nebulous. To be unable to make or keep plans.

v. To display such characteristics.

Monica totally ladoved me last night. We were supposed to do "something", but all I got was a late nice text saying she was in the village and I could meet her if I was nearby. As if!

by Zen Gardener December 12, 2003