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Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
by Roogz April 9, 2008
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da laing

da laing is a very black specimen.

da laing is quite poor and dark.

a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.

fathers are usually of the female sex name.

if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing

if you feel poor ur da laing

if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing

if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing

if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours

kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing

cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing

kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing

Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.

Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011
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a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.
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Lapping

He gave me an amazing lapping last night.
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laming

Used in the game Star Wars Jedi knight Jedi Academy. The act off attacking someone with their saber down or chat bubble up.
omfg laming n00b. admin sleep him
by cyborg096 July 28, 2006
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laying low

just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.
i just got busted dealin laying low for a little while aite
by stashd July 7, 2008
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laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.
Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.
by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013
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