Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.

...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."

by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Lambscape

when all the lambs escape

Oh no, those lambs are lambscaping from the zoo!

This is the great lambscape of 2027

by super swaggy October 29, 2014

Landscaper

Someone who does your fucking lawn ex: grasscutting , grasstrimming .... mowing and blowing etc.

My grass looks a little long , geez i gotta give my landscaper Angelo a call

by Topnotch baby July 17, 2018

Get landscaped

To lose, and then embarrass yourself.

Having lost the election, Trump proceeded to get landscaped by Rudy’s press conference.

by Ral Pie November 20, 2020

Blandscape

1. A derivative, boring landscape painting, a la Thomas Kincade.

2. Any landscape lacking visual interest.

"It took us three hours to drive through the Kansas blandscape and we only saw one hill."

by Nixiedust November 3, 2013

landscraping

The act of completely and utterly destroying the natural environment in a misguided effort to beautify one's outdoor space.

I spent my weekend wrecking God's work by landscraping my urban oasis.

by esookeca May 14, 2007

Mexican Landscaper

When a couple has hot awkward intercourse in a corn field.

Dude that Mexican Landscaper felt so good last night

by Mr. Bush March 1, 2011