Linda 

a name you use when refering to a funny,derpy,quirky,dorky female. someone who usually makes a fool of themselves just to make others laugh or smile

1. dude shes so funny Im gonna pee!!
2. shes such a Linda

Linda by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Linda 

The ultimate mom. She doesn't allow alcohol in the house and has only divorced one man. She always has a bag of goldfish crackers in her purse in case her kid is being annoying at church. She makes the whole family share an iPad and only get 1 hour of screen time each per day. She's works an average job, but her husband is probably a doctor so she's rich. She has somewhat of a Karen haircut, but part more in the middle. Though she's put together during the day, she has wild fantasies at night which she explores with her husband.

Wow Linda! Your kids are so well behaved.

Linda by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019

Linda 

A Linda is a liberal white woman who lives in an upper middle class neighborhood in a major U.S. city who, despite being the walking, talking embodiment of privilege, likes to judge others who she thinks are not appropriately woke. A Linda often drives a Subaru but is not above driving a Volvo or an Audi. Usually there is a "coexist" bumper sticker on the back that you can spot while her car is parked outside the yoga studio. Lindas are the extreme opposites of Karens in that if they see a person of color walking through the neighborhood, even if that person is carrying a crowbar and looking in car windows, a Linda will challenge anyone who thinks it's suspicious. A Linda usually feels really guilty about her privilege, but not so guilty that she'd sell her vacation home in the mountains or at the beach and donate the proceeds to charity. On the other hand, she thinks you need to check your privilege.

I'm taking my trash down to the curb the other day, and this Linda who lives on my block starts harranguing me about why don't I have a Black Lives Matter sign in my yard.

I saw a couple Lindas knitting pussy hats on a front porch the other day.

You can't even go to that Whole Foods store now. It's full of Lindas who complain that the stockers are white men.

Linda by Jacob's Stepladder January 25, 2021

Linda 

Linda is a Karen’s worst nightmare. Karen May complain to your manager, but Linda will have already called corporate. Lindas’ are typically 46 year old moms with three kids, she drives a minivan and always brings scones to the PTA meetings. She uses any excuse to tell you about how she and her children are gluten free and rubs her “perfect parenting” in your face on her blog. You only ever see a Linda wearing a pantsuit but she only works two days a week, and spends her spare time color coding her kids socks for fun, and getting tipsy off box wine and complaining about her husband. She also enjoys embroidering her kids names on the tags of their t-shirts cause she’s “just that good”.

Karen: Is that Linda?
Linda: Oh hey Karen, I see you brought orange slices to the PTA meeting.
Karen: What did you bring?
Linda: Oh just my gluten free, organic, homemade scones, it’s very nutritious, you can find the recipe on my blog.
Karen: *rolls eyes*

Linda by michaela.sanchez October 26, 2019

Linda 

That girl in your class that will snich on everyone.

Me:'I didn't do my homework'
Linda: 'I will tell the teacher'

Linda by XxLisa_ December 10, 2021

Linda 

Someone dumb that will believe nonsense on the internet poorly written by an unknown writer but has trust issues when it comes to anything that has to remotely involve a male in a real world application.

Wow Linda, you were so right about that one urbandictionary definition.

Linda by NotFirefod August 15, 2018

Linda 

When you take a particularly solid, and girthy, shit in someone's lap.

She was being a moody bitch, so I gave her a Linda.

Linda by Glynn Plein July 16, 2018