Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

latonda

Beautiful intelligent very attractive woman. Great personality knows how to tell the real from the fake.

LaTonda is the most beautiful intelligent queen I have every laid eyes on.

by Meshabte May 11, 2019

Hutson LaTour

Is a kid addicted to fidget spinners and downloads GTA V on his school computer

Hutson LaTour is fidgeting his spinner down my 64

by Mom of chugington November 6, 2018

latos

pronounced either lay-toes or la-toss

definition: absolutely fantastic. basically the greatest thing to ever happen to the earth.

"dude that was absolutely latos!"

"floyd j. latos is the official president of the world

by johhny poooop November 17, 2010

LaToi

Someone who is extremely sexy or beautiful according to there personality or looks.

Hey Cindy! You look mighty LaToi today.

by Boss Dawg April 14, 2009

wii-lationship

A relationship developed over the Wii internet

Kevin broke off his Wii-lationship with Cindy because she was bringing down his character.

by Will D December 14, 2006

latrocious

Sick, ill, fly, funked out to the maximum level

Did you see that latrocious video by my boy 50 cent?
If Parliament and Buster Rhymes collaborated, they would drop some latrocious beats.

by Jay Jizzle December 15, 2008