When its getting towards closing time, and everyone's cocked, you look over to the other side of the bar and that girl thats drooling drunk... yeah, she's a layup. At this point, she'll go home with anyone with a pulse. No extra effort needed, easy layup.
Mike: its gettin late man
Steve: You're hopeless Mike, at this point, layup's your only option.
Mike: Yeah, i need a layup and i need one yesterday. oh thank god, theres Welma! She'll do.
Steve: You're hopeless Mike, at this point, layup's your only option.
Mike: Yeah, i need a layup and i need one yesterday. oh thank god, theres Welma! She'll do.
by squints6969 November 8, 2011
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"Dude how'd you know that"
"We were Facetiming"
"Shiiiit"
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"We were Facetiming"
"Shiiiit"
by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018
Get the Lanus mug.Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.
Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."
by grandest of autismo February 25, 2019
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She made a rocket ship out of poof land and ended up in wauktown or... minimexico! There she became the poof on a roof because she had nappy hair that poofed like a lion.
She is the one and only poof among the world therefore other poofs need to kill themselves!
She made a rocket ship out of poof land and ended up in wauktown or... minimexico! There she became the poof on a roof because she had nappy hair that poofed like a lion.
She is the one and only poof among the world therefore other poofs need to kill themselves!
by Lani The Poof God June 26, 2008
Get the Lanipoof mug.A religious national holiday set forth for the day of November 9th.
It is a day where everyone takes a day off to throw a gigantic, medium-sized, and/or small LAN party for what-ever game they desire.
This day can be used for the sad excuse of staying home for the release of Halo 2, and/or playing it with a house-hold of friends in a LAN-party ordeal.
The origin of the term is from a comic of Ctrl + Alt + Del.
It is a day where everyone takes a day off to throw a gigantic, medium-sized, and/or small LAN party for what-ever game they desire.
This day can be used for the sad excuse of staying home for the release of Halo 2, and/or playing it with a house-hold of friends in a LAN-party ordeal.
The origin of the term is from a comic of Ctrl + Alt + Del.
"I'm sorry Ethan, I'm going to need you here in the store. I can't let you take time off just so you can play Halo 2 all week!"
"I need the time off for obervance. It's a religious holiday."
"Oh yeah? What Religion? What Holiday?"
"Lanukah"
"I need the time off for obervance. It's a religious holiday."
"Oh yeah? What Religion? What Holiday?"
"Lanukah"
by Palatine October 6, 2004
Get the Lanukah mug.When you see a person pushing them self around the street on a longboard using a big stick. It's awkward, slow and it makes you look like a 5 year old pretending to be on a boat.
Child: Mommy that man in rowing down the road!
*looks at 30 year old man landpaddling*
Mother: ...lets cross the street.
*looks at 30 year old man landpaddling*
Mother: ...lets cross the street.
by the biggest banana1 July 25, 2011
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