knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.

Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"

by Derek Longass February 11, 2010

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with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

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Fork knife

Another way to say the game “fortnite”

Aye I’m finna play some fork knife

by Yungdash July 2, 2018

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JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY

Try this if your girl is really flexible!!This is done when you're standing up & having sex doggie style, your girl then procedes to bend further down & put your sack in her mouth for a tea bag!!

JACK KNIFE TEA PARTY IS DOGGY STYLE WITH A TWIST!!

by TANK & BIG BOSS May 1, 2009

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issa knife

Short for "is a knife"

This tattoo Issa knife

by Savagelitsavage February 13, 2017

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Rofl Knife

A knife shown on Digital ph33rs series Arby n' the Chief. The knife is the weapon in which Chief tried to kill Todd with. Even making it out like the knife was alive and demanded blood.

The Rofl Knife on Arby n' the Chief!

by Baka Red October 20, 2008

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knife to split

Cut a knife in two, shove one end in your peehole and the other in your anus, fucking wildly back and forth.

So Jon was into some weird stuff, dude decided to perform a knife to split and needed Sarah's friend, Katie to join them. Katie willingly accepted as she was a bit of a urethraholic, but we'll get into that another time. He decided to go handle first on both sides, producing the knife blade ends' for his ladies. He got into a back and forth humping motion slaughtering Katie while she tried to suck his dick, turning it into a wildly bloody and gratuitous event. Sarah, on the other end, handled it like a fucking champ and went ass to ass with Jon until climaxing at a G-spot orgasm for several hours. She wiped her booty and rubbed the dirtied cloth on Jon's face asking, "Is that all you got for me, babe?"

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

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