kayaktivist

Someone who protests something in water while in a kayak. Popular in Pacific Northwest waters.

Many kayaktivists surrounded the oil drilling rig in protest.

by oscarbudgy January 11, 2016

Kayaked

When the girl/guy you've been dating for a while tells you they are going kayaking, and you never hear from them again. You've been kayaked.

Did you hear how Jimbob kayaked that girl he was dating because he didn't have the balls to tell her to her face that he didn't want to see her again?

by Expositioner May 16, 2017

Kayaking

kayaking is akin to motorboating but with small breasts

I was kayaking this flat chick last night. I had a weird half chub.

by Juciy jamba December 25, 2018

Kaaksaamakaas

A meaningless, nonsensical word which is a result of random key smashing on keyboard as a reaction to something funny or exciting

You: lol check this meme

Friend: Kaaksaamakaas lmfao

You: The fuq is that word?

by Dark Munkey February 15, 2022

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

Kayaking

slang for the act of a married woman having lesbian sex with another woman.

Kostas didn't realize that when his wife went "kayaking", her partner was kayaking HER!

by Morphy December 14, 2003

Congo Kayak

When you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.

Dude the other day I Congo Kayak'd this bitch from work. That'll show my boss I want a promotion.

by Gmal14 November 18, 2015