juber

in laymans terms, a sexy bitch
someone or something much sought after

that juber got me wantin more. damn she fine

by sydney ann November 15, 2003

grenade jumper

We all are aware of the fat chick known as the grenade among many of her hot friends, and if no one hooks up with that girl none of us guys are going to score. So the grenade jumper is the unfortunate yet honorable member of a crew who risks his own health and self-respect in order to allow his friends to score buy "jumping" on the grenade.

We can take these girls home right now. Who's going to be the grenade jumper and take one for the team?

by Capt Stevo January 26, 2007

Take your jumper off

A quick, non offensive phrase defining the act of removing clothing from the top half of a women in order to gain sight of the breasts.

Nomis said to Clarke "take your jumper off", she did and the udders were in full view waiting for that special hand cranked man fat, "don't get it up my nose" she said.

by all_i_know April 2, 2009

Border-Jumper

A offensive term for a Mexican.

Mexicans are filthy border-jumpers!

by good_boyo November 30, 2017

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Band Wagon Jumper

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.

1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper

by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010

couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

by Johnny452 September 16, 2006