jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.

Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.

by dillard carr January 25, 2016

jonard

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.

One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.

by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

Jonah

a swaggie man. the swaggiest man you will ever meet.

jonah is god

by jonahthefirst May 5, 2021

Jonacaust

the mass murder of all Jonas Brothers fans and Jonas Brothers, believed to happen in the near future

Dude the Jonas Brothers are the most incredibly gay people on this Earth, I sure hope the Jonacaust comes soon.

by Tori H. June 28, 2009

Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally

Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich

by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017

JonaJoy

A sweet, talented, beautiful girl who knows her own mind and will become a powerful leader some day.

“Trust your heart, JonaJoy, it will lead you to things you never imagined were possible.”

by EternalDreamer4536 July 3, 2018

Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.

Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah

by hannahavana November 1, 2020