Jizzper

To orgasm secretly or quietly without notice.

"Todd: dude, where the hell are you. I've been trying to find you for the last 30 minutes."
"Ben: sorry dude. I just had to jizzper in this bush real quick, I'm on my way."

by MnK July 1, 2020

Jizzorrhea

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.

That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013

Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

Jizzemite

A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.

Her facial looked like total jizzemite

by RedRum51 January 16, 2010

Jizzurup

The act of ingesting much more than the average amount of seaman during oral sex. This causes the need for the seaman recipient to be burped much like an infant after feeding to avoid stomach pains. The up spittle produced by Jizzurup would be referred to as Jizzurup chunder

Linda Friday needed Jizzurup after shooting a bukake scene with Peter North and 30 of his friends

by Eli jackhammer June 24, 2016

jizzdragon

A dragon that spews out jizz instead of fire

The best way to kill a jizzdragon is with a hoe

by Jizzdragon December 7, 2017

Adolf Jizzler

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches

Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022