jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.

Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.

by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

jibnastic

Jibbing something nasty-like while looking fantastic

Wasn't I jibnastic a minute ago on that sick rail with my new gear and perty face?

by ghibearty January 4, 2010

jizztastic

Something so exiting that people who see/hear/smell/or think about it jizz in their pants.

Those muffins are so jizztastic.

by brennan JP August 8, 2010

jizztasticousity

the measure of how jizztastic anything is

dude the jizztasticousity of the girls at this party is so much higher than last weeks

by mama kass August 9, 2010

jizztastick

Something that when you SEE,TOUCH,HEAR,FEEL or TASTE that is makes you ejeculate or jizz in your pants.

Bruddah that chocolate cake is jizztastick.

by secelsmike January 20, 2011

jizztastic

something that is so good awesome or fantastic that you jizz

hey tom remember that pub we went to, that was jizztastic

by jizmman May 20, 2011

jobtastic

'Jobtastic' - adjective. A subsidiary of the word 'fantastic' with the addition of faeces.

Example 'I had a jobtastic day' - a great day heavily involving faeces in some manner. Whether excretion, smearing or juggling. (not to be confused with a 'shit day') - see 'Nutella' for more definitions.

by Dr J.Shithouse-Oxford University October 25, 2014