Thunderhead Jenkins

When one rubs their penis on the rug, which creates an electric charge, and sticks it in a woman's fat juicy puss

"Oh wow!" "He really gave me a thrill when he used his thunderhead Jenkins on my Vagoo!"

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 13, 2017

risky jenkins

A Risky Jenkins is when you do a bong rip, a shot, chug a beer, then exhale the smoke.

He said He was okay, but then went and did that risky jenkins. Now not so much

by The1995kid September 11, 2018

Ebony Jenkins

A literal idol who walked so Beyonce could run.

Beyonce: Ebony Jenkins just taught me how to sing, she's such a god!

by flveam October 15, 2019

stanky jenkins

When your wife takes a dump , then promptly turns the fan off and closes the door knowing you will be using the bathroom shortly

I couldn’t brush my teeth this morning. My wife did a Stanky Jenkins in the bathroom.

by Frank Hh December 9, 2020

Dirty Jenkins

A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.

ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.

I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.

by charlieNo April 4, 2021

Sexy Man Jenkins

This is a man, young or old, that is so sexy you would love to lick his skin off!

Your are watchin' the epic show, "Make It or Break It" and all of a sudden you scream out, "Nico Tortorella is a Sexy Man Jenkins!" Mhm!

by TSL44 April 29, 2011

f5 Junkies

A person who constantly refreshes their email inbox just in case someone has emailed them in the last 2 seconds

No matter how much of an F5 junkie you are, he's not going to email you!

by rob heeney March 11, 2004