Jewish Doorknob

When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.

My girlfriend gave me a Jewish Doorknob in the bathroom that left my balls purple.

by JSol102710 October 10, 2011

jewish snowbirds

These are typically Orthodox Jews who visit or live along the shorelines of New Jersey during the winter and then spend their summers in the Catskills, in essence staying in seasonal environments in unseasonal weather.

Goy #1: "I was driving around Hunter, NY in July and there were all these Orthodox Jews walking all over the place."

Goy #2:"Oh, the Jewish snowbirds? Yeah, you find them all over the Jersey shore in December."

by miyamoto02 January 22, 2010

Jewish Snowplow

While having doggy style sex with a Jewish woman climaxing on her back and spreading the ashes of her ancestors light it on fire and run away with her wallet or purse.

Frank: how was it
Anne: all fine till you yelled zeir in ze attic and gave me a Jewish Snowplow

by The destroyer of holes March 24, 2021

Flamingly Jewish

A Jew that is so obviously Jewish, you can see it from a mile away.
A flamingly Jewish man would most likely wear a yarmulke, have a long beard, speak fluent Hebrew or Yiddish, only eat Kosher foods,and regularly attend a synagogue.

Mr. Cohen is flamingly Jewish, so naturally he speaks fluent Hebrew and attends a synagogue every week.

by Mr. King1234 April 8, 2009

Jewish Porno

Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible

I'd rather watch a Jewish Porno than Friends any day

by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011

jewish engineering

The study of business

I'm majoring in Jewish engineering.

by Kazimierz June 28, 2005

Jewish Car Baum

Also known as the JCB, the Jewish Car Baum is created when you combine a shot of cognac with a healthy amount of Manischewitz wine as a chaser. Please don't get this confused with an Irish Car Bomb, whose name is, indeed, derived from the JCB. Note that since it is a "Baum" and not a "bomb," the brave soul drinking this mess does not necessarily have to drop the shot into thier glass of Manischewitz. For the cognac, the creators recommend Courvoisier, because it makes you feel like a pimp.

Orheez: What drink has the highest reward of getting you hammered but also the greatest risk of causing you to vomit?

Slick: The Jewish Car Baum!

CZA: Aww damn, I'll get the camera and the trash bin.

by djd21 February 19, 2010