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Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.
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Jaezlyn

A name from Icelandic, the name Jaezlyn mean beautiful and smart
Jaezlyn has great grades
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Jarek

An inter-dimensional being capable of taking over worlds and forming an army of smexy clones. "Jarek" is the word you never want to hear. His left toe, bone marrow, chin, and other parts are the most powerful.
Jarek is coming to end us all
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Jared gibbs

A term used a substitute for swag, first used by maryland highschool kidz. This term is derived from the most swagtastic kid ever
Damn, that fresh kid has so much jared gibbs right now
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Jared Holt

Jared Holt is a Jared Holt. Fuckin jewbag
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The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."
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Jarelis

A girl that I miss a ton and hope to see her later in life. She is a tough,smart,caring girl but can be a bitch if she has to. She is an amazing girlfriend to have unless you are a player, then she will be your WORST nightmare. She loves a little bit of drama, but when she gets involved she handles it aggressively at first and slowly starts to not care. She hates Thots with all her heart and will never be one 💖
Camila:omg jarelis is so pretty
Machi:yeah but she a total bitch
Camila:no your the total bitch to her and that’s why she hates you
Jarelis: come on Camila leave this man hoe to be by himself
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