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Jank

Too cum or jizz, possibly on some one or something
Dude i janked all over Your hair xD
Ew that shit really looks like jank
by (o0_Spike_0o) May 9, 2008
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Jank

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word jank. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'j' ...jank is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. jank, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, jank falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John janked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley janks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the janking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too janking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is janking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a jank.
As part of a word ...absojankinglutely -or- injankingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...jank the janking jankers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of jank...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got janked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh jank it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really janked now.
Agression ...Don't jank with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this janking question.
Inquiry ...Who the jank was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the jank is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a jank-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go jank yourself...
by David Souther October 20, 2007
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Jank

The description of a punchy and defined characteristic in bass guitar sound. Jank is particularly apparent when using distortion or overdrive effects.
"This bass does not have enough jank"
"I need it to be more janky"
by Jesuskylie October 21, 2008
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Jank

To steal or to take something that doesn't belong to you. Similar to performing a "jack move"
Suzy was mad that her UGG boots got janked.
by Scrappy2612 April 6, 2015
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Jank

Used to describe something crappy or shitty. Derived from the adjective janky. Can be applied to almost anything.
The toy story parking lot at Disney Land is Jank
by JankyJane December 14, 2010
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Jank

To yank a person's junk.
Oh my god, dude! You totally just janked him!
by menari August 10, 2014
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Jank

A project that is composed of more than 40% duct tape
Brian: "Hey Joe, how's that engineering project coming that you and Roberto are working on?"

Joe: "I did all the programming and that works fine, but I let Roberto build it so you know it's jank."
by Tampa_Fan32 November 15, 2010
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